S3E11 Did Hallmark create Valentine’s Day to Sell Cards with Nat Baimel

Join comedian Nat Baimel and the Unofficial Offical hostts for a laughter-filled journey through the heartwarming and hilarious corridors of Hallmark cards, where humor often hugs the line of appropriateness and 9-11 themed greetings become a subject of disbelief. This episode takes us from the complexities of modern love sealed with a stamp to the curious origins of Valentine’s Day, all while pondering the profound in the everyday – from past life musings to the societal pressures of holiday traditions. Get ready to end the season with a blend of chuckles, philosophical banter, and a dash of awkward Valentine’s Day memories that might just have you rethinking the sentiment behind your next greeting card purchase.

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ABOUT OUR GUEST

Nat Baimel is a comedian, upbeat problem solver, awkward philosopher, and optimistic nihilist with a knack for always looking on the bright side. His dark, smart, well-crafted material often tackles the most serious of subjects in a silly manner that will make you laugh as much as it will make you think.

RESEARCH

We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallmark_holiday

https://misbar.com/en/factcheck/2021/02/15/hallmark-did-not-invent-valentines-day

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/five-myths/five-myths-about-valentines-day/2019/02/08/6f5ddaac-29c4-11e9-b2fc-721718903bfc_story.html

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/16945378

ABOUT US

What are “they” not telling us? We’ll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we’ll tell you what’s really…maybe…happening. 

Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

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TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

CREDITS

The intro and outro song was created by Brian “Deep” Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Written by Yohanna Kim

Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

What if Pop S1E3 What if Friendster didn’t exist?

In this insightful podcast episode, Rosie Tran, a seasoned comedian and podcaster, joins hosts Koji and Katie to delve into the transformative world of social media, from its humble Friendster beginnings to its current omnipresence. The episode traverses a range of topics, including the cultural implications of aging in the digital era, the butterfly effect of Friendster’s patents on the tech industry, and the intricacies of maintaining personal boundaries amidst the pressures of an online persona. Engaging discussions highlight the mental health aspects of digital breaks, the impact of political expression on a creative’s career, and the psychological effects of negative online interactions. The episode concludes with contemplations on social media’s role in society and a playful debate on which platform would be chosen as a sole companion on a desert island.

Skeleton in the Closet will Premier on Shudder in February!

‘Some doors should never be opened’
Skeletons in the Closet
 is a 2024 horror film about a desperate mother who becomes possessed to save the life of her terminally ill daughter.

Directed by Asif Akbar from a screenplay written by Joshua A. Cohen, Terrence Howard, Mira Pak Howard and Koji Steven Sakai, based on a story by Al Bravo.

The Al Bravo Films-Beno Films production stars Terrence Howard, Cuba Gooding Jr, Udo Kier, Louis Mandylor, Valery M. Ortiz, Michelle Jubilee Gonzalez, Clifton Powell, Appy Pratt, Ariana Deppe, Michelle Wang, Sally Kirkland and Niko Foster.

Release:
Skeletons in the Closet will be available on Shudder in February 2024.

S3E10 — Michael Jackson & Chemical Castration with Michelle Malazaki

Join us for a wild exploration into the outlandish theories about Michael Jackson in this podcast episode, where we consider the possibility that the King of Pop was an alien and discuss the controversial claim that he was chemically castrated by his father to maintain his high-pitched voice. With special guest comedian Michelle Malazaki adding humor to our speculation, we delve into Michael’s strained family relationships, his iconic music, and the conspiracy theories surrounding his death.

Please consider supporting us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/unofficialofficialstory

ABOUT OUR GUEST

Ichiban Mom, Michelle MaliZaki is not only a stand-up comedian but also a musical artist. Her track, “Nap Time!” by nap8sta, is the official song for National Napping Day. In the comedic arena, Michelle’s achievements include being a runner-up at FunnyFest in Canada in 2023, showcasing her wit on an international stage. She has also opened for Russell Peters, and was featured on CNN in a program “Champions for Change,” raising her status to become a formidable force in the world of laughter.

RESEARCH

We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration

https://theblast.com/53491/conrad-murray-michael-jackson-joe-jackson/

https://ew.com/music/2018/07/11/michael-jackson-chemically-castrated-joe-jackson-conrad-murray/

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bkifik3Ap_T/FIND%20US%20ONLINE

ABOUT US

What are “they” not telling us? We’ll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we’ll tell you what’s really…maybe…happening. 

Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

CREDITS

The intro and outro song was created by Brian “Deep” Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Written by Aileen Chang

Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

What If Pop Podcast S1E2 What if Trump was never on the Apprentice?

In this captivating podcast episode, hosts Katie and Koji embark on a deep dive into the enigmatic journey of Donald Trump, tracing his path from a business tycoon and reality TV star on “The Apprentice” to the President of the United States. The episode explores the question, what if Donald Trump was never on the reality TV show the Apprentice? 

Listen to the Podcast here (be sure to subscribe):

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s1e2-what-if-donald-trump-was-never-on-the-apprentice/id1716809641?i=1000640501037

S3E9.5 2Pac Isn’t Japanese

Get ready for a thrilling ride, folks! This week on the podcast, our hosts Dwayne Perkins and Koji Steven Sakai take another look at the unsolved murder of the hip-hop luminary, Tupac Shakur. Brace yourselves as they tear down old theories in light of recent arrests that will leave your jaw on the floor!

Please consider supporting us on Patreon https://www.patreon.com/unofficialofficialstory

ABOUT US

What are “they” not telling us? We’ll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we’ll tell you what’s really…maybe…happening. 

Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

CREDITS

The intro and outro song was created by Brian “Deep” Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Hosts: Dwayne Perkins and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

S3E9 Jesus & Japan with Adam Yenser

The Unofficial Official Story Team engages in a conversation with comedian Adam Yencer about the concept of miracles, his journey in the comedy industry, and the peculiar theory of Jesus’s ‘Unknown Years’ in Japan. The episode humorously speculates on the possibility of Jesus becoming a ninja, the cultural implications of a Japanese town claiming to be Jesus’s final resting place, and wraps up with thoughtful discussions on miracles and unity in a divided world. This is not your typical podcast episode, it offers a unique blend of humor, personal stories, and intriguing speculations.

ABOUT OUR GUEST

Adam Yenser is a comedian and Emmy-winning writer. For ten years he wrote for The Ellen DeGeneres Show where he starred in the segments “Kevin the Cashier” and “Adam Investigates.” He has appeared on Conan, FOX Laughs, and Gutfeld!, was a freelance contributor to SNL’s Weekend Update, has written for The Oscars, and co-produced the web series “Laugh Lessons with Kevin Nealon.” Adam mixes sharp observational humor with a unique take on politics and has had sketches featured by Daily Wire and The Babylon Bee. He cohosts the Babylon Bee podcast as well as his own satirical YouTube show, The Cancelled News. Adam’s special “Not Big Enough to Cancel” is available on Dry Bar Comedy.

RESEARCH

We do most our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used as inspiration

https://www.japan.travel/en/spot/528/#:~:text=According%20to%20legend%2C%20Jesus%20visited,which%20the%20Bible%20skips%20over

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-little-known-legend-of-jesus-in-japan-165354242/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unknown_years_of_Jesus

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Druid

FIND US ONLINE

Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

X: https://twitter.com/TheUnofOfStory

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

ABOUT US

What are “they” not telling us? We’ll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous conspiracies, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we’ll tell you what’s really…maybe…happening. 

CREDITS

The intro and outro song was created by Brian “Deep” Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Written by Aileen Chang

Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

The What If Pop Podcast Launches!

Check out the first episode of the What If Pop Podcast where we ask, “S1E1 What if Paul McCartney died instead of John Lennon?”

In the debut episode of the “What If Pop” podcast, hosts Koji and Katie explore the hypothetical scenario of Paul McCartney being murdered instead of John Lennon. They delve into the potential impact on The Beatles’ music and the entertainment industry. The hosts also discuss the band’s history, their influence on fashion and music, and the role of drugs in their creative process. Other topics include the possibility of replacing band members and the controversial nature of fame. 

Listen to the first episode on Apple Podcast or wherever you normally listen to your podcasts.