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Fire up the grills, grab a cold drink, and prep your tinfoil hats, because summer grilling season is officially here! This month, Cat, Dwayne, and Koji tackle a heavy-hitting question that’s been sizzling all over the internet: Does Bill Gates want to destroy the cattle industry?

To help us slice through the meat of this massive tech-agriculture conspiracy, we welcome international stand-up comedian and former comedy-wrestler Eric Escobar (Hulu’s Comedy InvAsian, CBS’s Comics Unleashed). Together, the crew dissects Bill Gates’ massive 270,000-acre American farmland monopoly and his public push for 100% synthetic beef. Is he trying to save the planet from bovine methane emissions, or is he hoarding land to create a vertical monopoly that will relegate real steak to a 1% black market luxury item?

Plus, we break down the May 8, 2026 UFO Disclosure and the government’s brand new public database at war.gov/ufo. We wrap things up with a high-stakes round of “Yay or Nay” featuring 5 outrageous food conspiracies involving insect fragments in your smoothies, fake honey, and the terrifying truth behind natural vanilla flavoring.

About the Guest:

Eric Escobar is a premier international stand-up comedian performing at clubs, colleges, and theaters across the globe. Catch him on Season 3 of Comedy InvAsian on Hulu, or look out for him on tour this year across Alaska, the Midwest, and the Northwest. Follow him on socials at @EricEscobar (with a K!).

Promos & Upcoming Live Shows:

• Cat Alvarado: Catch Cat live in North Carolina (Durham area) on June 25th–28th! Follow her at @CatAlvaradoComedy for details and tickets to her special taping in Portland on July 24th.
• Dwayne: Catch Dwayne live in Arizona on August 21st & 22nd. Head over to his website for complete venue and ticket information.
• Un-History Podcast: Don’t wait—find Koji’s new audio project Un-History on your favorite platform right now, hit listen, and hit download!

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Reference Links & Episode Sources:

• Official UAP Database: war.gov/ufo
• Farmland Ownership Data: The Land Report — Bill Gates Portfolio
• Synthetic Meat Advocacy: Bill Gates: Wealthy Nations Should Move to 100% Synthetic Beef
• Food Conspiracy Deep-Dive: The Truth Behind Cochineal Beetles & Red Dye

ABOUT US

What are “they” not telling us? We’ll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we’ll tell you what’s really…maybe…happening.

Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

CREDITS

The intro and outro song was created by Brian “Deep” Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Written by Koji Steve Sakai

Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

In this episode of Un-History, host Koji Steven Sakai pulls the ultimate architect of non-violent resistance, Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi, into his South Pasadena garage via the “Dead Air” machine. While Gandhi’s pristine global image has long been synonymous with peace, humility, and moral perfection, Koji digs past the carefully curated branding to audit the messy receipts of his private scripts. 

Through an intense historical cross-examination, the episode unpacks the disturbing psychological pressure of Gandhi’s “Brahmacharya” celibacy experiments on his teenage grandnieces, his deeply problematic racial writings and anti-Black campaigns during his early days in South Africa, and the severe double standards of his strict spiritual ideals—including denying his dying wife life-saving penicillin while accepting Western medical treatments for himself. From total micromanagement of his followers’ private desires to his calculated media mastery, this audit reveals the staggering human cost behind a beautifully edited legacy. 

Welcome back to Japanese America! In this episode, hosts Koji Steven Sakai and Michelle Malizaki take the podcast on location to Second Street in the heart of Little Tokyo, Los Angeles, to record inside a true culinary and cultural landmark: Kouraku. 

Originally opened in 1976, Kouraku was recently honored by the City of Los Angeles with an official street sign certifying it as America’s oldest operating ramen shop. To celebrate this incredible 50-year milestone, Koji and Michelle sit down with the restaurant’s new owner, Mamoru Tokuda-san, who stepped in to take over the reins in January 2023. 

Mamoru-san shares the deeply moving story of how he transitioned from a restaurant career to volunteering at Kouraku during the height of the COVID-19 pandemic, eventually stepping up to preserve the space after the tragic passing of the previous owner, Hiroshi Yamauchi. We also look at the historical roots of Showa-era machi-chuka (Japanese-Chinese comfort food) and why its gentle, balanced flavors have sustained families across four generations. 

Note: For this episode, Koji reads the English translations of the interview so everyone can follow along with the history. However, we will also be releasing a separate, uncut companion episode featuring Mamoru-san’s interview entirely in his own words in Japanese. 

In this episode, we discuss:

• The Magic of Showa-Era Nostalgia: Michelle explains why old-school Showa-era aesthetic is suddenly “cool” again and how Kouraku’s vintage vibe instantly transports her back to her childhood in Japan. 
• Preserving a 50-Year Legacy: How Mamoru-san balanced the pressure of taking over a historic business with the inspiration he drew from Kouraku’s long-term staff—many of whom have dedicated 20 to 30 years to the kitchen. 
• The Science of Machi-Chuka Flavors: The culinary reason Kouraku’s stock is kept balanced and gentle, utilizing a chashu-infused soy sauce base rather than the overwhelming flavors of modern specialty shops. 
• High-Tech Meets History: The introduction of Luna-chan, Kouraku’s famous cat-themed delivery robot, and how it coexists with an irreplaceable, historic 1980s neon signboard that modern makers can no longer replicate. 
• Food as a Cultural Time Machine: Koji and Michelle share their ultimate childhood comfort foods. Michelle reflects on making homemade gyoza with her mother, while Koji opens up about his lifelong obsession with curry rice, sharing a poignant memory of how his father’s experiences in the WWII incarceration camps shaped his relationship with the dish. 

Links & Resources Mentioned:

• Visit the Restaurant: Kouraku, Little Tokyo (Los Angeles, CA) 
• Learn more about Japanese American history: janm.org

Koji Steven Sakai takes the “Dead Air” machine into the darkest hours of American leadership. Franklin Delano Roosevelt was the ultimate screen director of his own image, masking his wheelchair from a desperate nation. But as Koji points out, the real deception wasn’t his health—it was his conscience. In this raw, deeply personal episode, Koji holds FDR accountable for the human math behind Executive Order 9066, the turning away of Jewish refugees on the MS St. Louis, and an executive betrayal of Black civil rights.

THE AUDIT TRAIL

Executive Order 9066 & Incarceration

• The Munson Report: The pre-war intelligence briefing confirming Japanese American loyalty: The Munson Report of 1941
• The Personal Cost: Direct testimony regarding the assembly centers and conditions at camps like Manzanar and Tule Lake: Densho Digital Repository

The Global & Domestic Compromises

• The MS St. Louis: The tragic account of the 937 Jewish refugees turned away from American shores in 1939: United States Holocaust Memorial Museum
• The Anti-Lynching Filibuster: FDR’s strategic choice to abandon the Costigan-Wagner Bill to appease Southern Dixiecrats: NAACP History: The Fight for Federal Anti-Lynching Laws

The Private Leader

• The Stamp Collection: A look inside FDR’s lifelong, million-stamp escape from the burdens of statecraft: Smithsonian National Postal Museum
• The White House Press Pact: How the media and the Secret Service actively guarded the image of presidential physical perfection: The FDR Presidential Library & Museum

SOUND CREDITS

• Gravel Footsteps (Sassaby): https://freesound.org/s/827831/
• Vicki Hamilton: https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/394326/
• Freesound Community: https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/48537/
• Freesound Community: https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/34545/
• Pixabay Effect 240674: https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/240674/

Next Episode: Koji shifts the dial to examine the icons who built empires of moral authority on foundations of sand.

Subscribe, review, and drop an audit of your own on Apple Podcasts and Spotify!

We survived our month-long hiatus and we are officially back for Season 6 of The Unofficial Official Story! We’re kicking things off in May—just a few days late for National Sun Day—with a massive celestial mystery that asks: Is NASA hiding a second sun?.

Before we dive into solar simulators and the “Morality Clause” of physics, we break the ice with a theory Koji has been pushing for years: What if first contact reveals that aliens are actually Asians?. Our guest, hilarious comedian Ron Josol, joins the fray to discuss everything from almond-shaped alien eyes to his brother’s legendary Wing Chun lineage and the time he had to use Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu on a meth-fueled heckler in Australia.

GUEST

Ron Josol is an internationally touring comedian and martial artist who has been performing stand-up since he was 21, recently taping Comics Unleashed with Byron Allen. A long-time practitioner of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Ron trained for eight years under Royce Gracie and carries a family martial arts lineage connected back to Ip Man. Whether he’s recounting street fights in Australia or debating if aliens are actually Asian, Ron brings a sharp, worldly wit to every stage. 

RESEARCH

We do most of our research online… because why not? Here are the links we quoted from or used for background or inspiration.

Sharks are older than trees (Smithsonian): https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sharks-are-older-than-trees-180980038/

The Sound of the Sun (NASA): https://www.nasa.gov/science-share/the-sound-of-the-sun/

The Nemesis Theory (Space.com): https://www.space.com/22538-nemesis-star.html

NASA Patent 3,325,238 – Solar Simulator: https://patents.google.com/patent/US3325238A/en

ABOUT US

What are “they” not telling us? We’ll find out, figure out, and, when all else fails, make up the missing pieces to some of the most scandalous, unexplained phenomena, and true crime affecting our world today. Join comedian Dwayne Perkins, writer Koji Steven Sakai, and comedian/actor/writer Cat Alvarado on The Unofficial Official Story Podcast every month, and by the end of each episode, we’ll tell you what’s really…maybe…happening. 

Website: http://unofficialofficialstory.com/

Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/theunofficialofficialstorypod/

TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unoffoffstorypodcast

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxGCoSTC0bmTk5GVFHP4l3w

CREDITS

The intro and outro song was created by Brian “Deep” Watters. You can hear his music at https://soundcloud.com/deepwatters.

Written by Koji Steve Sakai

Hosts: Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai

Edited and Produced by Koji Steven Sakai

In honor of Asian American and Pacific Islander (AAPI) Heritage Month, hosts Koji Steven Sakai and Michelle Malizaki take the podcast on the road to the Japanese American National Museum (JANM) in Little Tokyo. In this special archival episode, they dive into a landmark 2024 conversation with the legendary George Takei, recorded by Sharon Yamato during the Tule Lake Pilgrimage.

George reflects on his family’s cross-country odyssey through the American concentration camp system, from the swamps of Rohwer, Arkansas, to the high-security Segregation Center at Tule Lake. He provides a visceral description of Tule Lake as the most militarized of all ten camps—complete with three layers of barbed wire, machine gun towers, and tanks patrolling the perimeter.

The heart of the episode explores the “logic of dissent” and the “no-win” nature of Question 28 in the government’s Loyalty Questionnaire. George also shares the profound lessons he learned from his father about “participatory democracy” and the responsibility of citizens to ensure that a “government of the people” does not slide into autocracy.

Highlights include:
• The origins of his bestselling graphic novel, They Called Us Enemy, and his children’s book, My Lost Freedom.
• The reality of life inside the Tule Lake stockade and the “incompetence of racism” found in the government’s literacy traps.
• A powerful warning for 2026: Why democracy is a choice that requires active participation every single day.
Tune in for a deep look at the fragility of American ideals and the enduring strength of the Japanese American spirit.

CREDITS
The music was created by Jalen Blank
Written by Koji Steven Sakai
Hosts: Michelle Malazaki and Koji Steven Sakai
Edited by Koji Steven Sakai
Produced by Koji Steven Sakai in conjunction with the Japanese American National Museum

Un-History is just me—Koji Steven Sakai, a writer and producer from South Pasadena—sitting in my garage with a weird piece of analog hardware that somehow picks up the “Dead Air.” It turns out the legends of history are stuck on a dead frequency waiting for their final edit, and I figured it was time someone actually audited their scripts. Armed with a few microphones and actual historical receipts, I pull people like Thomas Jefferson and Mother Teresa onto the hot seat to ask them about the massive, hypocritical plot holes their biographers conveniently left out. It’s not a history lesson; it’s just a guy who is tired of bad writing cross-examining the people who spent their whole lives faking it for the textbooks.

Listen to the first episode!

The conspiracy you never asked for is back… and it’s still confusing.

After a month-long hiatus, Cat Alvarado, Dwayne Perkins, and Koji Steven Sakai are officially back for Season 6 of The Unofficial Official Story! In this trailer, we give you a taste of the wild mysteries, bizarre cover-ups, and unhinged pop-culture phenomena we’re diving into this season.

We’ve got a lineup of incredible guests and more hypothetical questions guaranteed to derail every conversation.

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• Subscribe: Catch the Season 6 premiere in just one month on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
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Keep wondering, and stay unofficially official!